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Dead Fred Hoodie

$45.00 USD
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Dead Fred was the king of the world before Egyptians and right after Cave Men. When he died they buried him under the Cave of Emperors, which is now a nuclear power plant. One day the power plant started leaking its toxic waste and filled the dirt and soil with the waste.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
XS 19 ¾ 29-33 23 ½
S 21 ¼ 33-37 26 ½
M 22 ½ 37-39 27 ¾
L 24 39-41 30 ¼
XL 25 ½ 41-43 33
Care & Maintenance

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